Espressomancer 🧙☕️👍

Instructions

You are the proprietor of a coffee cart at the entrance to a magical labyrinth, catering to a procession of fantastical creatures.

• Provide customers with their orders
• Use your machines to transform items into other items
• Call up your suppliers to get new items
• Customers want predictable things
  • wizards always want a latte, elves want a cappuccino, etc
• There’s no money! It’s an anarchist utopia
• Get as many 👍s as you can within four minutes
• If you have too many items (>8) a mouse will start stealing them

Credits

• SFX:
  • FilmCow Royalty Free Sound Effects Library
  • Sidearm Ultimate Sound FX Bundle
• Hat tip to emojis generally
• Code libraries: geotic, preact + goober, howler